Number: 8
Position: Forward / Defense
Shoots: Right
Acquired: Free agent signing, 2009

Hometown: St. Louis

Profession: Retired Porn Star

Favorite Song: Ghost of War

Favorite Movie: Tombstone

Favorite NHL Player: Tony twist

Hobbies: Jeeps, Horses, and Making Kids Cry

Hockey Experience: Not Enough

Most Memorable Hockey Moment: Any time I knock someone down